Welcome fellow LOST fanatics!

Welcome to Dr. Bluth's LOST blog, here you will find all my phenomenal discoveries from LOST!

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Friday, May 11, 2007

Next week on LOST


Is this Bernard and Sayid shooting rifles with Rose standing between them? Too bad Ana-Lucia isn't alive to see this. It's war time people, there are going to be many casualties. So next wednesday on LOST make sure to bring your klenex with you.



Pause at 00:10 to view this small clip.

Also sounds like the guy screaming "They're coming" is Karl.

Evangeline Lilly on Jimmy Kimmel Live

After her ridiciulous performance on Jimmy Kimmel Live, it is quite clear the producers have no other option than to write this dumb @$#$# off the show.

"If I wasn't on the show, I wouldn't watch the show."

"I'm going to be quoted, and it's going to kill me."

We can only hope.



Was her intent to piss off the bulk of LOST fans? She sure as hell did! Someone needs to remind this dumb !$#@$ that before LOST she was doing livelinks chat line commericals! One TV series and it's gone to her head already! All I will say is, I won't miss you Evangeline!

Mad props to Jimmy Kimmel for not backhanding her on live televsion.

Thursday, May 10, 2007

FATE HAD COOPER STEAL LOCKES KIDNEY

John Locke was conned by his father and ended up losing his LEFT kidney. Locke never got over this and felt greatly betrayed by his father, who turned out to be a con artist. HOWEVER, it was fate that John Locke was to lose his kidney to save his life later. There are much higher powers at work when it comes to John Locke, as I will explain later this week.

As you can see, Ben shot Locke in the area where his left kidney WOULD be. Clearly Locke will survive and heal quickly based on there not being a kidney where the wound is!

Wednesday, May 9, 2007

BILL GATES IS ON THE ISLAND!

Money is a subject that has been beat to death on LOST forums. I have brought you the end all answer. Bill Gates personally funded DHARMA experiments. As you can see he arrived on the island with Ben and his father. I am currently researching hidden easter eggs revealing more on his connection. Check back soon for further developments.



Monday, May 7, 2007

Ana-Lucia knew about Alcatraz!

Ana-Lucia knew about Alcatraz island the entire time, it seems as though Michael killing her was his attempt at 'winging it' when releasing Ben. But the others actually ordered it so Sawyer wouldn't find out about Alcatraz island. If he had known obviously this would have ruined the con Ben did on him!

Sunday, May 6, 2007

Flight 815: How they survived


Naomi and Anthony Cooper aren't liars. There were no survivors from the Oceanic Flight 815. HOWEVER, they are not in purgatory nor are they in hell. How did they end up on the island though, if you recall none of the survivors can recall the crash! They all woke up on the island. HOW CONVENIENT!

There is only one thing that can explain this.

JACK in the box!

Ben's tumor was in a subconcious state that called Jack to the island.

'There it shall be.'

This is why Jack was not on the beach and in the jungle, however as a horrible side-effect the entire plane and passengers were brought to the island too. There is more to this story, I will reveal this soon. For now I will leave you with this clue....

GREETINGS FELLOW OCEANIC FLIGHT 815 SURVIVORS



Hello! My name is George Bluth, but please call me Dr. Bluth.

I have recently discovered an intriguing TV series you might know as… LOST! Being the intellectual I am, I felt it was only fair to share my brilliant discoveries with the public.

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