Dr. Bluth's Caption Contest

In efforts to alleviate the pain that is a LOST hiatus. I will have a weekly Caption Contest for my many many fans. Each week I will post the current screen capture, and you will submit your witty quotes. The following week the winner will be announced and the next screen capture will be posted.

Caption Contest Rules:

• You may only submit ONE caption for the screen capture.
• The caption may include dialog between two characters.
• However it cannot be more than 2 lines.
• No racist or otherwise offensive submissions.
• Do not repost the picture, just submit the caption.

And with that! The first screen capture!

ENJOY!

Second tour of Finland

Did Charlie want to get some island action? Why did he lie to Kate about his ring?

"Look the ring, second tour of Finland"

Using a family heirloom to get into Kate's pants, shame on you Charlie. As punishment your sentence is to be beaten by Greta with her deformed arms.

Charlie Pace - a documentation

Charlie hired one of the 815 survivors to document the last minutes of his life. Here when Hurley comes to go with them we see him filming Charlie from the sand.


At least Hurley will have something to remember him by..

Greta is deformed

Next week on LOST the epic season finale. In the previews we see Charlie's fantasy finally come to life. Here you can see Greta an occupant of The Looking Glass beating Charlie senseless with her deformed arm.



"Everything happens for a reason."

Why did Desmond offer to go in Charlies place?

Desmond was rather heroic in the hatch when he used the failsafe. Other than saving Charlie's life all this time he hasn't done much to continue his heroic act in the hatch. I believe he mostly has been saving Charlie just because he has no choice, he's not saving Charlie, but his conscience can't let him die when knowing it's coming. So the question is, why be a hero now? Desmond saw flashes of events that led them to The Looking Glass but he didn't reveal everything he in fact saw.

What was it exactly Desmond saw? Two or more rather attractive females in a underwater hatch. Desmond didn't want to miss this opportunity. This brings me back to the vision Locke had in "Further Instructions" with Boone. This vision keeps ringing true to future events, it's not just to direct Locke to help Eko.


"Forget it, he's helping himself" Boone says to Locke as Desmond walks by with several attractive flight attendants. Unfortunately he didn't see Charlie whacking him over the head with the paddle in his flashes. Shame on Charlie for denying Desmond of this great moment. You already had yours Charlie, let Desmond have his!

JACK WANTS OUT OF THE BOX!

Jack is claustrophobic and getting fed up of being in the box Ben had kept him in. He's so raged that lately as you may have noticed his beard is going gray.


When Jack kills Ben, don't be shocked when I say, I told you so.

Jack in the box.

The Looking Glass Hatch

As we can see here The Looking Glass map says it's a 'Submarine Port'. The DHARMA Iniative must have docked the submarine here to access this hatch.

Now as far as the two females down there, they must be others. Ben has demonstrated time and time again, how he wants the others to stay here, on the island. The submarine was hope for them to leave if they wanted. Jacob is how he controls them into following his own agenda. So it is very clear he lied to them about the hatch being flooded. After sending two or more down to The Looking Glass, Locke unfortunately blew the bloody thing up dooming the people down there.

And now for my findings.

Invisible student or Jacob?

Rewatching "The Main Behind the Curtain" I noticed the seat behind young Ben had an opened book, as you see the page looks like it is in between being turned, automatically you think 'Jacob?!'. However if you watch the scene it is suspended midair. I still thought there was something more to this, perhaps if there is infact a invisible person/jacob maybe he has his finger around it holding the page?



If you continue to watch shortly after Annie locks the doors then grabs Ben, the page flushes a little. It gave me GOOSEBUMPS when I saw this. Go back and watch for yourself! INVISIBLE STUDENT OR JACOB!?

Also, what is up with jars?!

Next week on LOST

Is this Bernard and Sayid shooting rifles with Rose standing between them? Too bad Ana-Lucia isn't alive to see this. It's war time people, there are going to be many casualties. So next wednesday on LOST make sure to bring your klenex with you.



Pause at 00:10 to view this small clip.

Also sounds like the guy screaming "They're coming" is Karl.

Evangeline Lilly on Jimmy Kimmel Live

After her ridiciulous performance on Jimmy Kimmel Live, it is quite clear the producers have no other option than to write this dumb @$#$# off the show.

"If I wasn't on the show, I wouldn't watch the show."

"I'm going to be quoted, and it's going to kill me."

We can only hope.



Was her intent to piss off the bulk of LOST fans? She sure as hell did! Someone needs to remind this dumb !$#@$ that before LOST she was doing livelinks chat line commericals! One TV series and it's gone to her head already! All I will say is, I won't miss you Evangeline!

Mad props to Jimmy Kimmel for not backhanding her on live televsion.

FATE HAD COOPER STEAL LOCKES KIDNEY

John Locke was conned by his father and ended up losing his LEFT kidney. Locke never got over this and felt greatly betrayed by his father, who turned out to be a con artist. HOWEVER, it was fate that John Locke was to lose his kidney to save his life later. There are much higher powers at work when it comes to John Locke, as I will explain later this week.

As you can see, Ben shot Locke in the area where his left kidney WOULD be. Clearly Locke will survive and heal quickly based on there not being a kidney where the wound is!

BILL GATES IS ON THE ISLAND!

Money is a subject that has been beat to death on LOST forums. I have brought you the end all answer. Bill Gates personally funded DHARMA experiments. As you can see he arrived on the island with Ben and his father. I am currently researching hidden easter eggs revealing more on his connection. Check back soon for further developments.

Ana-Lucia knew about Alcatraz!

Ana-Lucia knew about Alcatraz island the entire time, it seems as though Michael killing her was his attempt at 'winging it' when releasing Ben. But the others actually ordered it so Sawyer wouldn't find out about Alcatraz island. If he had known obviously this would have ruined the con Ben did on him!

Flight 815: How they survived

Naomi and Anthony Cooper aren't liars. There were no survivors from the Oceanic Flight 815. HOWEVER, they are not in purgatory nor are they in hell. How did they end up on the island though, if you recall none of the survivors can recall the crash! They all woke up on the island. HOW CONVENIENT!

There is only one thing that can explain this.

JACK in the box!

Ben's tumor was in a subconcious state that called Jack to the island.

'There it shall be.'

This is why Jack was not on the beach and in the jungle, however as a horrible side-effect the entire plane and passengers were brought to the island too. There is more to this story, I will reveal this soon. For now I will leave you with this clue....

GREETINGS FELLOW OCEANIC FLIGHT 815 SURVIVORS

Hello! My name is George Bluth, but please call me Dr. Bluth.

I have recently discovered an intriguing TV series you might know as… LOST! Being the intellectual I am, I felt it was only fair to share my brilliant discoveries with the public.

SO HERE YOU HAVE IT PLANET EARTH.

Dr. Bluth has graced you with his own LOST blog, enjoy the show.